I had some serious problems day/episode 1 of this crappy bachelor. I mean A: Jake? Really? Give me a break! B: All the sequins? I maybe missed something, but are those back in? C: One is a 30 year old nanny? One is an Entrepreneur? Is that a job outside of The Real Housewives of New York/Atlanta/OC? 4: I know they do an extensive questionnaire with the incoming bachelor/ette about what kind of person they are interested in, Jake (really? I mean really? He’s nuts/boring) clearly indicated he’s interested in retards, pretty retards. These women are so stupid I can’t even stand it. Yet I am. Bachelor, damn you for crossing the line frome semi horrible/amazing to just plain horrible without blinking an eye. First that damn bear and then my bachelor goes down the drain? And I mean far down the drain. The last few seasons it was minor shit. This is major shit. I’ll watch it. But I’ll pretend I don’t.
UPDATE! I don’t mind that girl hooking up with the camera man, cuz this dude is laaaaaaaaaaaame bears.
UPDATE! (expect more I guess): Chicago makes a surprise appearance on a date. I have serious beef with Chicago. Those fuckers made me miss a train at Port Authority because they are… so cool they play at Port Authority mid day on a Wednesday? Fine it fits, publicity whores play music for whores. great.