So I’m like, not a great dresser. Jeans (currently ripped in the crotch and fuck yes I am at work), t.shirts (often black), flannels and hoodies. That’s kind of it. Like I’m not even a hipster, I”m too lazy to be a hipster. It’s more like a ten year old boy… with boobs. But I do have several items of clothing that I get compliments on.
Shockingly people usually like my dresses (I have fucking clue how this happened), my heels, and my jackets. I have really good jackets, and vests for that matter. Now I have this one Jacket, it’s so fucking cute. Every time I wear it people are like “I love your jacket where’d you get it?!” (5 years ago, urban outfitters, thanks Lizz). Unfortunately that all changes when I turn to walk away and people realize the pleat in the back has come to look like a HUGE VAGINA. See for yourself:
I mean. There’s just no mistakin it. Vagina Coat.