So. I saw the bent over dude yesterday. I was out getting my Shamrock Shake (Milkshake order of awesomeness: Wendy’s Frosty, McD’s Eggnog Shake, McD’s Shamrock Shake) and I saw this guy walking towards me, clearly a crack head… but a relatively snazzy one. I’d noticed him with bent over dude the first time I saw him. He was the friend concerned about the exposed ass crack. Anyway right along with him was my guy! He was walking… so now I know how he does it. Still bent at the waist, but 90 degree angle style, so I could see his face. It’s not that red but WOW does he have some bug eyes.
I was pretty excited about the whole thing til my coworker told me he probably had some spinal disease. I thought he was just cracked out. No. He’s cracked out still but with a disease any normal person could get? Ugh. That makes his behavior so much less… interesting and then the disease part is sad.
I also think I was mauled by some 17 year old drunks in green clothes yesterday. I know I was mauled and I know they were drunk, I just think they were 17… but they could have been 21. I can’t really tell anymore.